Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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