Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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