theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
false alarm, still single
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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