I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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