i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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