I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
