So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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