Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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