so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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