So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
