Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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