That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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