If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize