What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
nutella sex= disaster
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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