if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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