Are we in a gay sports bar?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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