I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We got so high we made milksteak
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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