well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
ok first of all what the fuck
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Shame - the story of my life.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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