Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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