i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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