Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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