Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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