I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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