I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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