Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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