suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I need water and some morals
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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