He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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