i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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