We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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