i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This house was built for laser tag.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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