Dual....:-)
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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