yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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