Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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