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(858): View more from California

he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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(253): View more from Washington

My mind says no, but my body says yes.

(703): View more from Virginia

What does your body say about chlamydia?

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(206): View more from Washington

he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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(585): View more from New York

okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.

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(515): View more from Iowa

you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.

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(334): View more from Alabama

tuscaloosa is terrifying

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like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin

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there is no mercy here

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(772): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?

(1-772): View more from Florida

around eleven

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