Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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