The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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