i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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