Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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