hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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