i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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