I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
lol hangovers are for mortals.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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