its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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