Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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