Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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