Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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