We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
