Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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