All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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