I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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