3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We had sex on a dog bed..
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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