And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i used baking grease as lip gloss
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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