Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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