we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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