I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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